Dizzie Miss Daisy, your telephone is ringin'

No one can ever catch you home

You're probably in the back

Bakin' up your bread

You spend too many nights alone

 

Dizzie Miss Daisy, the queen of Austin-Tracy

Just west of Fountain Run

Don't lock yourself away from me

Come on, Miss Daisy, let's have some fun

 

Dizzy Miss Daisy, you're the cream of the crop

I'd love to do the milkin' for you

You got me hittin' my thumb with the hammer at night

And in the day, I do the same thing too

 

Dizzy Miss Daisy, you know you drive me crazy

You got me goin' out of my mind

I wish I could turn back the hands of time

And help you find the love you - you left behind

 

Wet ourselves down with the water hose

Run through the garden where the rhubarb grows

I loved you then - and I always will

Only Miss Daisy knows - just how I feel

 

Dizzy Miss Daisy, now can't you hear me knock?

I've come to fix the bird in your coo-coo clock

Dizzy Miss Daisy, like a child to me

You don't know what to do with the garden, see?

 

Dizzie Miss Daisy, the queen of Austin-Tracy

Just west of Fountain Run

I wish I could turn back the hands of time

And help you find the love you - you left behind