You got three in the front seat

Should be you and your chick

Instead, there's some cat

Claims he gets carsick

Keep both eyes open

One hand on the wheel

It may be hard to believe

But, some folks like to steal

Now, you got a woman

Lookin' good in the crowd

There's a love buzzard

Waitin' to take her out

Keep both eyes open

One hand on the wheel

It may be hard to believe

But, some folks like to steal

She calls you up

Puts off a date for the night

You go along with her and you say,

"Honey, that's alright"

You drive past her house

And see his car outside

You best friend done taught

Your good woman to lie

Keep both eyes open

One hand on the wheel

You see, I've been improved

Some folks like to steal